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poppedparaz
poppedparaz

Hi guys

So yeah, this blog is dead. Im thinking about what Im gonna do w it. For sure it is gonna stay a poly grumps/egobang oriented blog, but Im so busy with tons of stuff. I apologise to those I have disappointed by not writing. This blog because stressful to handle and the pressure to write was making it not fun in general. Maybe Ill leave someone else to co manage this account? I wont delete it.

Maybe we’ll see each other again one day. I think we will, a bit into the future

Regardless, thank you so much for this journey and liking my writing and supporting me in everything 😊 this blog has been very fun to handle!

Love, Poppy 🌸

poppedparaz
poppedparaz

Hi guys

So yeah, this blog is dead. Im thinking about what Im gonna do w it. For sure it is gonna stay a poly grumps/egobang oriented blog, but Im so busy with tons of stuff. I apologise to those I have disappointed by not writing. This blog because stressful to handle and the pressure to write was making it not fun in general. Maybe Ill leave someone else to co manage this account? I wont delete it.

Maybe we’ll see each other again one day. I think we will, a bit into the future

Regardless, thank you so much for this journey and liking my writing and supporting me in everything 😊 this blog has been very fun to handle!

Love, Poppy 🌸

poppedparaz
poppedparaz

Hi guys

So yeah, this blog is dead. Im thinking about what Im gonna do w it. For sure it is gonna stay a poly grumps/egobang oriented blog, but Im so busy with tons of stuff. I apologise to those I have disappointed by not writing. This blog because stressful to handle and the pressure to write was making it not fun in general. Maybe Ill leave someone else to co manage this account? I wont delete it.

Maybe we’ll see each other again one day. I think we will, a bit into the future

Regardless, thank you so much for this journey and liking my writing and supporting me in everything 😊 this blog has been very fun to handle!

Love, Poppy 🌸

poppedparaz
poppedparaz

Hi guys

So yeah, this blog is dead. Im thinking about what Im gonna do w it. For sure it is gonna stay a poly grumps/egobang oriented blog, but Im so busy with tons of stuff. I apologise to those I have disappointed by not writing. This blog because stressful to handle and the pressure to write was making it not fun in general. Maybe Ill leave someone else to co manage this account? I wont delete it.

Maybe we’ll see each other again one day. I think we will, a bit into the future

Regardless, thank you so much for this journey and liking my writing and supporting me in everything 😊 this blog has been very fun to handle!

Love, Poppy 🌸

poppedparaz
poppedparaz

Hi guys

So yeah, this blog is dead. Im thinking about what Im gonna do w it. For sure it is gonna stay a poly grumps/egobang oriented blog, but Im so busy with tons of stuff. I apologise to those I have disappointed by not writing. This blog because stressful to handle and the pressure to write was making it not fun in general. Maybe Ill leave someone else to co manage this account? I wont delete it.

Maybe we’ll see each other again one day. I think we will, a bit into the future

Regardless, thank you so much for this journey and liking my writing and supporting me in everything 😊 this blog has been very fun to handle!

Love, Poppy 🌸

Hi guys

So yeah, this blog is dead. Im thinking about what Im gonna do w it. For sure it is gonna stay a poly grumps/egobang oriented blog, but Im so busy with tons of stuff. I apologise to those I have disappointed by not writing. This blog because stressful to handle and the pressure to write was making it not fun in general. Maybe Ill leave someone else to co manage this account? I wont delete it.

Maybe we’ll see each other again one day. I think we will, a bit into the future

Regardless, thank you so much for this journey and liking my writing and supporting me in everything 😊 this blog has been very fun to handle!

Love, Poppy 🌸

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grumpyhanson

Spread Thin

grumpyhanson

pairing: egobang (arin/dan)

rating: t

tags: emotional hurt/comfort, fluff/angst

words: 1.1k

ao3: x

summary: dan is tired, tired of a lot of things. 


All day, Dan had been quiet.

During the company meeting, he had stayed silent, letting everyone voice their own opinions and only chiming in when he needed to. When lunch had been delivered, he had taken his food outside and ate on the curb as he watched the cars go by. He got through the day by sticking to the sidelines and avoiding people.

Arin watched him from across the room, frowning. Dan was curled up on the stream couch, pressed into the corner farthest away from everyone else. A blanket was wrapped around him tightly as he worked, a vacant look on his face as he stared at the screen of his laptop.

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pink-ego
pink-ego

“I feel sick.” + Egobang

My gf gave me a request to combat all the angst I wrote yesterday. This prompt was originally meant to be angst but again, she was sick of it and wanted fluff.

It was really hot but the moment he took the blanket off, it was freezing. He knew he was coming down with something, but he had to push through these recording sessions. They were beginning to fall behind.

“Hey, you alright, man?” Arin nudged his friend, who looked to be staring at the wall with half-lidded eyes.

“Huh…” He lifted his head and looked around.

“You stopped talking like midsentence.”

“What was I talking about?”

“Something your dad told you when you were a kid. Are you alright? Do we need to pause the episode?” He jerked the controller as if it would help him make the long jump.

“Nah, nah. I’m fine.” He rubbed his eyes, which he noted were suddenly watery.

“You sure?” Arin glanced at him again while a speech-less cutscene rolled. “You look all sweaty and shit.”

“Its a little warm.” Dan shrugged the blanket off his shoulders for a few seconds before pulling it over again.

Arin nodded, not quite believing Dan was alright. The episode continued. Dan’s commentary came back, but as the third episode came and went, the man seemed even more spaced out. When Arin asked him if he was okay, he just mumbled, “I feel sick.”

“Alright, next time on Game Grumps, Dan is gonna be a little more talkative, right, bud?”

“Mhm. Sorry, lovelies.” He fell over onto Arin’s shoulder with a soft groan.

“Poor sick Dan. Am I gonna have to be your nurse?”

“Only if you wear that thing around your neck.”

“A stethoscope?”

“Yeah. They’re neat.” He made a small noise before looping his arms around his friend’s arm. “You’re so huggable, dude…”

Arin chuckled and said bye before shutting the recording off. He shook Dan gently. “Come on. Let’s get you laying down. I’ll have Matt or Ryan get you some soup.”

“Mkay.” Dan’s hold on Arin’s arm didn’t let up, however.

“Dude, I need my arm.” He shook it gently to emphasise.

“Mhm…” A soft snore emitted from the man.

Arin rolled his eyes and grabbed his phone to text Matt to help him get free. While waiting on a response, he took a photo for Inst/agram and sent Suzy a text to tell her he would be a little late since he felt the need to make sure Dan got home okay.

He shifted a bit to rest his back more against the arm rather than the corner he usually occupied. This let the sleeping singer move his position to where he now lay against Arin’s chest and his arm looped around his side.

“So you’re a cuddler, huh?” Arin smiled and let his hand come to rest on Dan’s curls. Matt responded saying he was out helping Ryan with something so it would be awhile.

Arin sent back a ‘no worries’ text before setting his phone to the side. He turned the system back on to play something for a bit.

When Matt and Ryan finally showed up, they weren’t too surprised to find Dan and Arin both sleeping soundly on the couch, the sound of some game playing softly from the TV with the controller lying on the floor by Arin’s limp hand.

“Should we post this on their social media?” Ryan looked to Matt, who was staring at his phone.

“I already did, dude. Lovelies are gonna go fuckin’ nuts, man.”

tracies-tales

Starstruck

tracies-tales

Dan was hopping on the balls of his feet, his Sexbang cape flapping in time with each rise and fall. He shook his hands and had his head turned just enough to listen to the sound of people pouring into the theater on the other side of the stage wall. 

His attention was turned to Arin when Arin said, “Dude, would you stop bouncing for three seconds so I can tie this?”

“Sorry, this is just such a big venue and I’m so excited,” Dan said with a giggle. 

Arin didn’t look irritated but he grabbed hold of Dan’s face, “You’re still bouncing.”

Dan grinned sheepishly, “Sorry.”

“It’s cool man, I get it. Adrenaline fuckin’ hits hard,” Arin said, grabbing the straps of the Sexbang cape to once again try to tie around Dan’s neck. He tightened it off and smoothed it down just to have an excuse to trail his palms down Dan’s chest, “There, you’re ready.”

Dan started bouncing again almost immediately, “Are you sure? I feel like I’m missing something.”

Arin took a few steps back and looked him up and down, putting an analytical finger on his chin. “Hmmm,” he hummed, “looks sexy as fuck to me.”

“You always think that when I’m in costume,” Dan whined, closing the space between them to grab Arin’s hands. “I need something else.”

Arin snorted, “I dunno, dude. My only advice that could possibly improve this would be, like, a fuckton of glitter. Just bathe in glitter. You’d look great, you’d feel great–people would eat that shit up. Just wear glitter and go out there and rock it,” he smiled.

Dan gave him a look, “Are you just saying that because you want to fulfill a fantasy of seeing me wear glitter?”

“Psshh, what? No, come on,” Arin scoffed. “Never. But I am saying I think at least a glittery eye shadow would really bring out the sequins in the cape.”

Dan rolled his eyes and said, “Fine, I’ll talk to the makeup artists.”

“Wait, really?” Arin raised his brows.

Dan giggled, “Yes, really. But only because you suggested it.”

“I…okay,” Arin said with a blush, not adding that he didn’t think he could ever prepare for actually seeing Dan in glitter. Dan winked and practically skipped away to find the makeup artist at his station.

Arin sidled over to the opening in the curtains on the side of the stage, peeking out to watch people trickle in through the far doors while others not-so-subtly tried to mosey their way closer to the stage through the already dense crowd. He heard Dan’s voice behind him ask, “Alright, how’s this?”

Arin turned and felt his heart stop. They hadn’t gone overboard with glitter, just adding a shimmering silver shadow to the lids above Dan’s eyes as well as a faint trace along his cheekbones to accentuate them. Dan might as well have been the sex god his songs made him out to be. Arin opened his mouth to respond, but his vocal cords only produced a strangled, “Arughb?”

The noise sent Dan into a fit of laughter, the singer clutching Arin into a hug partially to prevent him from escaping but also out of a profound fondness for the wholesome genuine reaction. Arin blushed furiously and cleared his throat to try again, saying, “It looks nice.”

“Really? You think so?” Dan chuckled as he pulled his head back to wipe away a tear of mirth before it could smudge his cheek.

“I do,” Arin said matter of factly. “So…suck my dick.”

Dan snorted, “Maybe later. Come on, I’ve got a show to do.”

“Knock ‘em dead, Danny,” Arin said with a small smile, still recovering from his verbal blunder.

Dan grinned and purred, “You know I will, baby,” which rejuvenated the blush before he gave Arin a brief kiss. He’d known he could count on Arin; he was always full of good ideas.

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